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In Yoda's Meditation Room: Yoda: Hmmm...visions, you say? Anakin: Yes. They're about "someone," and they involve pain, death, etc. I won't let them become real. Yoda: Learn to let go, you must, of everything you fear to lose. Anakin: And how do I do that exactly? Yoda: Do what? Anakin: What I asked? Yoda: Ask, you did? Anakin: Yes...how? Yoda: How what? Anakin: Are you even listening to me? Yoda: Busy, I am. To a briefing I should go, er, must go. The door, there is. Anakin: But you didn't even attempt to answer my question? I'm in way over my head here! Yoda: Imagine then, you can, how I feel every day. No more will I teach you today. Already know you that which you need. Anakin: BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! HELP A JEDI OUT HERE! [Yoda dashes from the room.]
IN PALPATINE'S OFFICE:
Anakin: Of course. Palpatine: I need your help, son. Anakin: Wait a minute....I'm your son? Palpatine: No, that's not what I meant...not exactly...well,
I Anakin: No, I want to discuss this. My mother said
I had no Palpatine: No. I am your father! Anakin: YOU ARE?!? [Palpatine laughs.] Palpatine: Naah, I'm just messin' with your head...something I've never, EVER done previously, I swear! Anyway, I'm counting on you... Anakin: For what, I don't understand. Palpatine: Would you let me finish the sentence? You're so impatient all the time. As I was saying, I'm depending on you to the eyes, ears and voice of the Republic. Anakin: The voice? Can I get a cool James-Earl-Jones-type voice for that? Palpatine: Of course. I'll work on that. Anakin, I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council. Anakin: Ooooh, Mace isn't gonna like that! Stupid Jedi Master is always glaring at me anyway. Palpatine: Not to worry. I don't call this period of my term "Revenge of the Sith" for nothing. Anakin: Huh?
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