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18yr old Anakin: "If I join yeu, will I git to kill some Jedi?"
Emperor Palaptine: "Aye, you will."
Later on in the Clone Wars:
(Jar Jar Binks and his men ride up to the Rebel Generals.)
Captain Tarpalls: Dey Almighty says dis must be a maxi-fashionable fight. Itsa draw'n all de finest Naboo.
General Madine: Where is thy salute?
Jar Jar Binks: For presenting yousa selves on dissn' battlefield, I given yousa 'tanks.
General Madine: This is our army. To join it you give homage.
Jar Jar Binks: I given homage to de Rebellion. And if disan yousa army, why does it go?
Ric Olie: We didn't come here to fight for them.
Captain Typo: Home. The Clones are too many.
Jar Jar Binks: Sonas of dem Naboo, Mesa Jar Jar Binks!
Ric Olie: Jar Jar Binks is 7 feet tall.
Jar Jar Binks: Yes, meesa heard. Hesa killen droiyos by da hundreds, and if hesa were here he'd consume dey Clone bombads withsa fireballs from hisa eyes and bolts of lightning from heesa peeyousa. Meesa Jar Jar Binks, and meesa see a whole army of Gungan warriors herein defiance of bombad tyranny. Yousa have come to fighten as free men, and free men yousa are. What will yousa do with that freedom? Will yousa fight?
Captain Typo: Fight against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
Jar Jar Binks: Aye, fighten and yousa people gonna die, run and yousa live. At least a while. And dying in yousa beds many years from now, would yousa be willing to traden all dem days from thisun to that for one chance, justun one chance to come back here and tell mesa bombad enemies that they may take our lives, but dem never take our freedom?!
*Naboo trumpets blare as Gungan warriors began chanting*
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Count Dooku: They seem quite optimistic to me. Maybe they do want to fight.
Mandalorian Captain: Confrontation might be a foregone conclusion, my lord. But nonetheless, I think we should deliver the king's terms.
Count Dooku: The emperor's terms; He'll never live up to them.
Captain: My lord, I think--.
Count Dooku: Alright, offer them the terms.
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General Organa: They're coming out. Shall we go and meet them?
General Madine: Let me do the talking.
General Kenobi: Well, at least the negotiations should be short.
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Captain Tarpalls: Itsa fine speech. Whatta wesa do now?
Jar Jar Binks: Just bein' yousa selves. *Turns his horse to the field*
Boss Nass: Where are yousa going?
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa going to pick eh fight.
Boss Nass: Well, wesa didn't get all dressed up for nothing.
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(As the Mandalorian captain offers the terms, Jar Jar Binks constantly interrupts him.)
Captain: Madine, Organa, Kenobi. Here are the emperor's terms. Lead this army off field and he will give you each estates in Alderaan, including hereditary title, from which you will pay--, from which you will pay him an annual duty--.
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa have an offer for yousa.
General Madine: This is Jar Jar Binks.
Mandalorian Captain (Ignoring Jar Jar): From which you will pay the emperor an annual duty--.
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa said Meesa have an offer for yousa.
General Organa (To Jar Jar): You disrespect a banner of truce?
Jar Jar Binks: From heesa Emperor? Absolutely. Here are dey Gungan's terms. Lower yousa flags, marcha straight back to bombad-Geonosis, stopping at every home to beg'gin forgiveness for dey 100 years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your clones shall live. Do it not, and meesa tinks every one of yousa will die.
Mandalorian Captain: You are outmatched. You have no heavy cavalry. In two centuries no army has won without--.
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa not finished. Before wesa let you leave, yousa commander must cross disa field, present himself before dissin grand army, put hissa head between his legs, and kissin his own peeyousa, okiday?
(The Mandalorian captain and his escorts return to their own side of the field.)
General Organa: I'd say that was rather less cordial that he was used to.
General Kenobi: I've got a bad feeling about this...
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